Series: The Next Generation
Air Date: May 28, 1990
Written by: Fred Bronson and Susan Sackett
Directed by: Rob Legato
Riker, Deanna and Lwaxana are taken by a Ferengi and have to outwit him in order to escape. Which shouldn't be too hard.
So, there's a trade agreements conference on Betazed and Picard has opened up the Enterprise for the closing ceremonies which includes letting Ferengi on board. That was the first mistake. During the festivities, Riker beats one Ferengi at a game of 3-D chess, Lwaxana tries to convince Deanna to find a man and settle down, another Ferengi tries to hit on Lwaxana, and Lwaxana tries to hit on Picard. All the while, Algolian ceremonial rhythms are playing in the background to the delight and annoyance of the entire party. At the end of the conference, the Enterprise is charged to check out a nebula, but Deanna and Riker take some shore leave. While they enjoy a walk on Betazed, they run into Lwaxana, and that's when they're captured by the Ferengi.
DaiMon Tog is the Ferengi that hit on Lwaxana earlier. He has a romantic interest in her, but he also wants her to help with his business ventures by reading his clients' minds. When he finds Lwaxana enjoying a picnic with Riker and Deanna, he has all three of them beamed up to his ship and knocked out in the brig. When they wake up, Lwaxana and Deanna are beamed in front of him completely naked, as is Ferengi custom. He explains that Riker and Deanna are there to assure that Lwaxana will also stay. Little does he know that Riker is already at work devising an exit strategy. And, really, how stupid does he have to be to capture two Starfleet officers just to keep one of their mothers?
|I wouldn't make that move if I were you.|
On the Ferengi ship, Riker successfully charms his way out of the brig and knocks out the Ferengi playing chess. He and Deanna now have access to a control panel, but they need DaiMon Tog's access code, so Deanna contacts Lwaxana telepathically to get it, and Lwaxana seduces Tog to get the information. The Ferengi doctor, however, suspects her treachery and demands to be able to scan her brain so he can copy her telepathic abilities and sell it. The process could kill her, but he eventually talks Tog into letting him do it.
|Yeah, that doesn't look comfortable.|
Lwaxana reluctantly agrees to be with Tog if he will send Deanna and Riker back to the Enterprise. When the Enterprise arrives, they Riker and Deanna are immediately beamed back, but Picard doesn't want to leave a job two-thirds done. He hails the Ferengi ship and tries to get Lwaxana back. But Lwaxana insists that she is no longer Picards and she has a new lover now. Deanna cuts the audio and tells Picard she knows what her mother is doing. Picard has to fight for her. So Picard dramatically implores for her to be returned and she implies that he has killed all her past lovers. With that threat, Tog beams Lwaxana back to the Enterprise without a fight. And Lwaxana "thanks" her favorite captain.
|On the captain's chair? Okay.|
This is a rather humorous episode, but it's always nice to see the eccentric Lwaxana Troi and her unrequited affections for Picard. As fun as it is, however, the reason I would put this on an essentials list would be for Wesley's storyline, brief though it may be. He's finally an ensign, and we know he's been working hard for that. Maybe one day we can see him actually grow to be a man with a beard and an attractive wife.